Malapropisms

The self-educated Mrs. Malaprop was always substituting a similar-sounding word for the word that she actually intended, often with the consequence of a hilariously nonsensical sentence. The name Malaprop has been immortalised in the form of the malapropism, any sentence in which one word has been used incorrectly in place of another. Malapropism examples.

These slips are sometimes divided into two broad classes: classical malapropisms, in which the mistakes are due to ignorance (as in the case of Mrs. Malaprop), and temporary slips of the tongue, in which the intended word is known by the speaker, but has been inadvertently replaced by another.

Here are a few malapropisms that have been gathered from around the Internet:

• Flying saucers are just an optical conclusion.
• A rolling stone gathers no moths.
• Let's get down to brass roots.
• Their father was some kind of civil serpent.
• You can lead a horse to manure but you can't make him drink.
• The flood damage was so bad they had to evaporate the city.

Go to our Malapropism collections; two lists:
Malapropriate quotations from Richard Sheridan's Mrs. Malaprop. Malapropriate quotations from celebrities, politicians, and sports stars.

Closely related to the malapropism is the mondegreen. These are misheard sayings or phrases; the word is most usually applied to song lyrics. Be sure to visit our hilarious collection of misheard song lyrics - mondegreens.

More on Malapropisms & Mondegreens

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