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Rude/Dirty Tongue TwistersThese are tongue-twisters which are not themselves rude, but they are dangerous because if you try saying them fast then you might end up saying something naughty!
I'm the pheasant plucker's mate. I am only plucking pheasants Because the pheasant plucker's late.
and on the slitted sheet I sit.
Two smart fellows; they felt smart. Three smart fellows; they all felt smart.
Nor the fig pluckers' son, But I'll pluck figs Till the fig plucker comes.
Not a punt cut square, Just a square cut punt. It's round in the stern and blunt in the front. Mrs Puggy Wuggy has a square cut punt.
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