Rude Anagrams

One of these categories is the Rude Category, which always attracts plenty of entries. As Larry Brash says on his Anagrammy website "The world of anagramming is inhabited by some very talented people who have turned it from a simple pastime into a true art form." The genius of alt.anagrams' members is reflected in the selection below; many of these have won Anagrammy Awards. (Note that authors are credited in the footnotes, where known.)

X-Rated Movies	Sex video-mart1
Life Sucks	I f**k less!2
I have a large penis	I please her vagina3
President Clinton of the USA	To copulate, he finds interns
Catholicism	Comical s**t4
Masturbation	Anatomist Rub5
Anal retentive	A latrine event?6
I have a large penis	He is plain average7
The traveling salesman	Vaginas: enters them all!8
The menstrual cycle	My c**t creates hell!9
Axl Rose	Oral sex
Large breasts	Great braless10

And if you still want more, here's another half dozen sex-related anagrams:

Husband and wife	Fun was had in bed11
The ménage à trois	A giant threesome!12
Sleeping together	Get their legs open13
Feeling romantic	Flaming erection!14
Kissing couples	Spouses licking15
Man + penis + Viagra	Sperm in a vagina16

See also Long and Short Anagrams and our Anagram Book Store.

1. by Meyran Kraus.
2. by Paal Kristen Hansen.
3. by Rick Rothstein.
4. by Tom Myers.
5. by Larry Brash.
6. by Mick Tully.
7. by Tom Myers.
8. by Tom Myers.
9. by David Bourke.
10. by Richard Grantham.
11. by Dean Mayer.
12. by Richard Grantham.
13. by Richard Grantham.
14. by Adrian Hickford.
15. by Ahmad Sadali Ramli.
16. by Zoran Radisavlevic.

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